Sail on down the line'Bout a half a mile or so
And I don't really wanna know
Where you're going
Maybe once or twice, you see
Time after time I tried to
To hold on to what we got
But now you're goin'
And I don't mind aboutT
he things you're gonna say, Lord
I gave all my money and my time
I know it's a shame
But I'm giving you back your nameYeah, yeah
Guess I'll be on my way
I won't be back to stay
I guess I'll move along
I'm looking for a good time
Sail on down the line
Ain't it funny how the time can go
Friends say they told me so
But it doesn't matter
It was plain to see that
A small town boy like me
Just wasn't your cup of tea
I was wishful thinkin'
I gave you my heart
And I tried to make you happy
And you gave me nothin' in return
You know, it ain't so hard to say
"Would you please just go away"
Yeah, yeah
I've thrown away the blues
I'm tired of being usedI want everyone to know
I'm a-lookin' for a good time
Good time, yeah
Whoa, sail on, honey
Good times never felt so good
Sail on, honey
Good times never felt so good
Sail on, sugar
Good times never felt so good
Sail on
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Lionel Richie
d.: Now that y’all know how my trip went, tell me about y’all’s.
C.: Well, we still need to come up with a plan, but ELAC bought us some time with psychological warfare.
d.: How so?
C.: Meow Z. Tongue knows who I am, and he knows that I’m married to the five-time heavyweight cat fighting champion of the world, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken,
so I couldn’t flirt with the Supreme Ruler of the Cat Galaxy. However, my thirty-third cousin twice removed from the planet HTREA, ELAC, could because Meow had no idea who she was. She’s good at disguising herself.
So, ELAC put on her most elegant night gown for the Ball of Yarn Ball….
d.: The Ball of Yarn Ball? I didn’t know such a thing existed.
C.: It doesn’t. Fortunately, Meow Z. Tongue isn’t from this planet, so he didn't know that. That's why we sent him an invitation to it and invited all our friends to a costume party in California. Then, ELAC dressed in her elegant night gown, and I posed as her chaperone, since she looked like a southern belle who would need to be protected. Meow didn’t recognize me because I was in my costume for the party. I looked like a yellow tabby to him.
d.: Mhmm, Mhmm
C.: ELAC proceeded to flirt with Meow and then pretended to give me the slip so they could be alone. After she did that, she acted like a helpless female, and Meow ate that up. He hadn’t a clue that he was flirting with a vigilante who could kill him with one motion…
d.: Did she?
C.: No, that would be murder, which would be an act of war. Anarchy would then ensue for all the planets in the Cat Galaxy.
d.: Well, did she at least kick his a**? I would have.
No, d.c. ELAC just flirted with him until he fell head-over heals in love with her. He was so in love with her that his tongue was hanging to the ground
Then, she gave him the old line that she just couldn’t get involved with a cat from another galaxy. She said she assumed that their beliefs would be so different that a relationship would never work for them. To add insult to injury, she added the tired old line, “I hope, though, that we can still be friends.” That made him feel like a
so Meow sulked off and locked himself in the bathroom. No one has seen him since. However, he’s sure to recover and be thoroughly ticked off when he does. When he comes looking for my cousin, that’s when we’ll trap him.
d.: How?
C.: I would tell you, d.c., but that’s all the time we have for today. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner.
d.: Well, I hope Meow Z. Tongue is not so depressed that we need to remind him of this.
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