Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life
End over end, neither left, nor the right
Straight through the sun of them righteous uprights
Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life
Make me, oh, make me, Lord, more than I am
Make a piece in your master game plan
Free from the earthly temptation below
I've got the will, Lord, if you've got the toe
Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life
End over end, neither left, nor the right
Straight through the sun of them righteous uprights
Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life
Bring on the brothers who've gone on before
And all of the sisters who've knocked at your door
All the departed, dear loved ones of mine
And stick 'em up front in the offensive line
Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life
End over end, neither left, nor the right
Straight through the sun of them righteous uprights
Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life
Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life
End over end, neither left, nor the right
Straight through the sun of them righteous uprights
Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life
Yeah, dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life
End over end, neither left, nor the right
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Paul Charles Craft
Dropkick Me Jesus lyrics © Screen Gems-emi Music Inc., Black Sheep Music
d.c. in D.C.
d.: Well, her I am in the nation’s capitol walking to the White House. There are so many cars on the road on this holiday weekend that it will be faster for me to walk, since I don’t have a metro card to get on the bus or subway.
Oh, that sign says not to cross the road right now. Even though the other sign says that this road is closed down for a parade for the next sixteen hours, I’m not going to break the law; especially since I’m not in Texas anymore. I might get drop kicked through the goal posts of life if I do that here.
Okay, well, if that cop says it’s okay, I’ll cross the road now. He over rules everything
else. I should make it to the White House in plenty of time form my noon appointment.
Oh, man, look at that line! I really should have started walikng earlier.
Well, it looks like I’m going to make it just in time.
“Hello, yes, I’m d.c. scot and I have a noon appointment.
Mr. scot, your appointment was for noon. It is now .01 seconds past noon. I’m afraid that you’ll need to come back tomorrow.
d.: Well, my flight home isn’t until Monday. What time should I come back tomorrow?
Anytime, sir. You don’t really need an appointment, unless you call ahead and ask for one. Then, you must be here at the exact time that your ticket says.
d.: Okay, fine. Thank you for your service, and the information.
(I guess I'll come back tomorrow, but I I wonder what Cal.E. and ELAC are doing)
C.: Well, that's all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow form another episode of Cal.E.'s Korner
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