Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life
End over end, neither left, nor the rightS
traight through the sun of them righteous uprights
Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life
Make me, oh, make me, Lord, more than I am
Make a piece in your master game plan
Free from the earthly temptation below
I've got the will, Lord, if you've got the toe
Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life
End over end, neither left, nor the right
Straight through the sun of them righteous uprights
Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life
Bring on the brothers who've gone on before
And all of the sisters who've knocked at your door
All the departed, dear loved ones of mine
And stick 'em up front in the offensive line
Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life
End over end, neither left, nor the right
Straight through the sun of them righteous uprights
Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life
Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life
End over end, neither left, nor the right
Straight through the sun of them righteous uprights
Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life
Yeah, dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life
End over end, neither left, nor the right
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Paul Charles Craft
Dropkick Me Jesus lyrics © Screen Gems-emi Music Inc., Black Sheep Music
d.: If y’all don’t get off my lawn in the next three seconds, I’ll dropkick you both through the goalposts of life. That grass is important to me because I take all the love and affection I should show to my family and put it into my yard!
C.: Calm down, d.c. Don’t you recognize your own dog and your best feline friend?
d.: T. Puppy? Cal.E.? What are y’all doing back so soon?
C.: It’s raining really hard, and T. Puppy doesn’t like rain, as you well know. However, when we got back to your yard, your dog began to furiously did in the front yard. Could she be looking for something?
d.: No. That dog has the worst nose of any dog I’ve ever been associated with. She can’t find her toys when they’re six feet away from her. I doubt she could find something under the ground. She probably just smelled something in the yard and thought it was under the ground.
C.: Oh, look, she’s dug up a large bone. It can’t be the bone of a bird. Even an eagle isn’t that big. It’s not the bone of a mouse or even a rat. I well know how big those bones are. It isn’t from a large fish, either. It isn’t shaped like a fish bone. It isn’t the bone of a small animal, because it’s too big to be a bone from a squirrel, raccoon, possum, or a cat, even a lynx isn’t that big. It can’t be the bone of a large dog, either. It’s larger than a bone from even a Great Dane. It’s even larger than a Mastiff’s bone. It looks like a bone from a…
d.: Well, that’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner.
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