He hit the ground running,
At the speed of light.
The star was brightly shining,
Like a neon light.
It's your favorite son.
It's your favorite son.
A fixture on the talk shows,
To the silver screen.
From here to Colorado,
He's a sex machine.
It's your favorite son.
It's your favorite son.
But isn't it a drag?
Isn't it a drag?
Isn't it a drag?
It's pretty bloody sad,
But isn't it a drag?
A clean-cut All-American,
Really ain't so clean.
His royal auditorium,
Is a murder scene.
It's your favorite son.
It's your favorite son.
Oh, isn't it a drag?
Isn't it a drag?
Isn't it a drag?
It's pretty bloody sad,
But isn't it a drag?
Well no one says it's fair.
Turn a teenage lush,
To a millionaire.
Now where's your fuckin' champion?
On a bed you laid.
He's not the All-American,
That you thought you paid.
It's your favorite son.
It's your favorite son.
But isn't it a drag?
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Billie Joe Armstrong / Frank E. / Iii Wright / Frank Edwin Wright Iii / Michael Pritchard / Mike Dirnt / Mike Ryan Pritchard / Tre Cool
Favorite Son lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc
d.: Hey, Cal.E., why are you packing your bags? Are you and Tucker having trouble? To me, it’s best to stay around and try to work things out if you are having marital trouble, but I’m old, and a native citizen of a different planet than you are.
C.: No, it’s nothing like that. I T and I are just fine.want to go back to my home planet, The Planet of the Talking Cats, and run for office. I want to be queen again.
D.: Doesn’t Meow Z. Tongue decide who’s in control of each planet in his galaxy? And isn’t your ex husband, Tom, the king of POTTC, Meow’s favorite pseudo son?
C.: Meow does decide who runs the planets, and Tom is one of his favorites. However, I know some things about him, as well as my ex husband To, the king of POTTC. They will allow me to run for queen, or I’ll tell everyone the truth. They won’t be able to handle the truth.
d.: Well, it sounds risky. And what, may I ask, will you do about your life with your new husband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken, and y’alls heavy weight tag team championship cat fights?
C.: That’s the beauty part. With my time machine, I can go back to my home planet, run for office and set the time machine back to the time I left. T will never even know that I left.
d.: I see. What do you know about two prominent politicians that would allow you to run for office of Queen of the Planet when they ran you off the planet and out of the galaxy, asking you never to return?
C.: I would tell you, d.c., but it’s time for me to leave, so I guess that we’re out of time for today. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.e.’s Korner.
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