Cal.E.'s Korner
T. Puppy Katt: Dad is busy on his other computer, so I will use this one to write the best canine blog ever! (And not just because it’s the only blog ever written by a dog)….
What’s this? I must have pushed 222222222.2 and gotten the YouTube channel that carries cat fighting. This is so…improper, but yet, I cannot look away.
Ladies and Gentlemen, nonbinary individuals and animals of all descriptions, let’s get ready to ruuuumble!!!
Tonight, we have, for your entertainment, the World Association of Cat-fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology welterweight cat-fighting championship match.
In the black corner, weighing in at 12.9999987 pounds, the eight-time WACKO cat-fighting champion of the world, Tucker Tucker Two
a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by his former bff, business partner with the Triple T Cat Cartel and WACKO tag-team cat fighting partner who turned rogue and became his chief rival for his seven WACKO cat-fighting championship belts and nemesis and real life, whom he fought
and knocked out
in a Texas Cage Grudge Match for the WACKO middle-weight cat-fighting crown and then climbed the ladder
and procured two delicious Planet of the Talking Cats Cat Food and Treats -for out of this world flavor, give your cat POTTC cat food and treats. S/he will thank you for it*)
cat treats and woke up and shored the delicious morsels with him,
The Original Triple T, Tom the Tabby!
Go Tucker Tucker Two a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by his former bff, business partner with the Triple T Cat Cartel and WACKO tag-team cat fighting partner who turned rogue and became his chief rival for his seven WACKO cat-fighting championship belts and nemesis and real life, whom he fought and knocked out in a Texas Cage Grudge Match for the WACKO middle-weight cat-fighting crown and then climbed the ladder and procured two delicious Planet of the Talking Cats Cat Food and Treats -for out of this world flavor, give your cat POTTC cat food and treats. S/he will thank you for it*) cat treats and woke up and shored the delicious morsels with him, The Original Triple T, Tom the Tabby! You can do eet!
And, in the yellow corner, weighing in at 12.99999997 pounds, the former light heavy weight, heavy weight and super heavy weight WACKO cat fighting champion of the world, Bob the Cat!
We have a packed house here tonight,
and with good reason. It looks like it will be an interesting cat fight, y’all. Each cat was shed over one-half of his original weight to fight in this division. T is trying to become a legend by being the only cat every to hold nine WACKO cat-fighting belts simultaneously, and Bob just wants to get back in the ring and earn back so respect.
Okay, y’all, this is a cat fight, so anything goes. Now bump paws and come out ready to fight! (ding)
And there’s the bell. Both cats saunter to the middle of the ring, and…I don’t believe it. Both cats have passed out from malnutrition and dehydration! They are leaning on each other, not moving! I suppose whichever cat can untangle himslef and climgb the ladder before the referee counts them out will win the title.
One, two, three,
TPK: Oh, my! Is that Dad I hear coming to ho office? I’d better get down and go act like I haven’t done anything wrong, so that’s the wrap for today, folks. That’s the end of this cat ta(i)le.
P)lease join us the next time I can get control of this computer and bring you the results of this cat fight.
*The preceeding blog post and WACKO cat fight have been bourght to you by Planet of the Talking Cats Cat Food and Treats. For Flavor that's ou t of thi sworld, give you rcat POTTC cat food and treats. Your cat will thank you for it
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