Cal.E.'s Korner\

Knock, knock knock, is anyone home?

C.: Who is it?

It’s the law! Open the door!

C.: That’s not the password that my husband and I use.

Open this ding dang door now!

C.: (Close enough) Hello, ma’am sir, or nonbinary individual. How may I help you today?

I’m looking for the owner of Wayne Manor.

C.: That would be my husband. He isn’t home right now, so…

I have it on good authority that the owner of this house is the now eight-time World Association of Cat Fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology, Tucker Tucker Two,

a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who relay needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by his former bff, business partner with the Triple T Cartel, WACKO tag-team cat fighting partner and then chief rival for his WACKO championship belts and sworn enemy in real life

whom his knocked out

in a Texas Cage Grudge Match and then climbed the ladder

and procured two delicious Plane of the Talking Cats Cat Treats--for flavor that’s out of this world, give your cats POTTC cat food and treats. Your cat will thank you for it*-

- woke him up

and shared one of his delicious POTTC cat treats with him,

The Original Triple T, Tom the Tabby) is the owner of this house.

C.: Yes, and?

Ma’am, I’m not sure if you are aware of this, but  the city of Houston has annexed this neighborhood. You are now in the city of Houston.

C.: And?

The city of Houston does not allow animals to own residences. You and your husband will need to vacate the premises immediately if not sooner.

C.: Well, as I told you, my husband isn’t here. Additionally, you’re standing here in the rain,

talking to a cat whom you believe is talking back to you. Now, why should I listen to someone as delusional as you?

*The preceding blog post has been brought to you by Planet of the Talking Cats Cat Food and Treats. For flavor that’s out of this world, give your cat POTTC cat food and treats. Your cat will thank you for it.