Cal.E.'s Korner

C.: Hey, D. C. What are you doing?

D.: Watching the Red River Rivalry.

C.: I see you have your football uniform on, so is that a football game?

D.: Yes, between the Universities of Oklahoma and Texas.

C.: So, is one of your favorite teams playing?

D.: No, Cal.E., I don’t have a dog in the fight.

C.: Okay, did you bet money on one team?

D.: No, Cal.E. I don’t bet on things I cannot control.

C.: Is it at least a good game?

D.: Not really.  Texas is in control of the game,

C.: So, why are you watching it, then?

D.: BECAUSE IT’S FOOTBALL!

C.: And another mystery of this strange planet solved. I’ve just seen the human male brain defined.