Cal.E.'s Korner

C.: Well, D.C. is studying for a midterm evaluation, and he wants me to write ethe blog…by myself, or solo ( at least I see that D.C. is paying attention). I suppose that Eudora isn’t helping him with his studies, because she isn’t as smart as my husband (or maybe her head just hurts too much to help D.C.).

I got help to earn my Dotorate in Playing and Hiding from my husband, the now nine-time World Association of Cat Fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology champion, Tucker Tucker Two,

a.k.a. The Cat fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by T.’s former bff, business partner with the Triple T Cat Cartel and then WACKO tag-team partner-until they had a falling out- and then chief rival for T.’s WACKO championship belts and nemesis in real life whom T knocked out

in a Texas Cage Grudge Match

and then climbed the ladder

and procured two delicious Planet of the Talking Cats cat treats

- for flavor that’s out of this world, try feeding your cat POTTC cat food and treats, s/he will thank you for it- and then woke his opponent up

and shared one delicious POTTC treat with his rival and is now best friends with, The Original Triple T, Tom the Tabby).

Now, where was I? Oh, yes, I was going to tell you how ignorant, not, that’s not the word, maybe uniformed, or just plain…well ignorant fits just fine, come to think of it. Anyway, you humans think Earth cats are stupid and inferior to you, do you?

Hmm.. Let’s see, you go to work four, five or six days a week, working eight to twelve hour or more a day to put food on your table and feed your cat while your pet cat does what? Takes cat naps,

plays with cat toys, and (hopefully) eats delicious POTTC cat food and/or treats. Which one is the intelligent being?

And…have you ever tried to train a cat to do…well, anything. How long would your boss or spouse put up with behavior like that? I mean, cats are listening, they just don’t care what you want them to do. Why? Because s/he gets everything  the cat wants without lifting a paw, that’s why! And cats have inferior I.Q.s  to humans? I think not. And…

D.: Cal.E., what on earth are you doing with our blog?

C.: Er…that’s all the time we have for today, folks. That’s the end of this cat ta(i)le. Please join us next time for another edition of Cal.E.’s Korner.

*This blog post has been brought to you by delicious Planet of the Talking Cats cat food and treats. For flavor that’s out of this world, try POTTC cat food and treats.