Cal.E.'s Korner

C.: Hi, d.c., I just called to chat. I'm reading the most interesting artice about how to be efficent with your time. Would you like for me to send you to link?

d.: No, Cal.E. As I told you yesterday, you set my computer to Portuguese instead of Catonese. I now speak Catonese, but not Portuguese. If you'd set it to Spanish, at least I may have been able to figure it out with my pidgin Spanish, but I have no idea about how to turn this computer back to Enghlish.

C.: Why?

d.: Because the directions ARE IN PROTUGUESE!!!

And, I though you siad T. was coming over to fix my computer today.

C.: Oh, woopsy. I forgot to mention that to him before he went to play golf.

d.: I thought T was terrible at golf.

C.: He is, but you know him. He likes a challenge. He took our golf cart and went to the Country Club by himslef.. Now that he's conquored all the categories in the World Association of Cat-fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology....

d.: All but one of the WACKO cat fighting category.

C.: ????