Cal.E.'s Korner

C.: (ring) d.c., I thought you told me you could write the blog solo.

.no nit him--

  by yourself for a few days while I watched my kittens in the Cat Olympics. What happened?

d.: What happened is I don’t speak Portuguese.

C.:???

d.: When you were using my computer, instead of turning the translator to Catonese you turned it to Portuguese. I couldn’t figure out how to change it back.

C.: And Eudora didn’t know, either?

d.: Well, she was so busy with Trey’s wedding that I didn’t want to ask her to help me. It gave her a bad migtraine headache.

C.: Well, I’ll have T

look at it tomorrow when he wakes up. He worked hard t train my kittens,

but he knows a lot about computers.

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Oh, oh, oh, OHHHH!!! I think that Cal.E.’s Kittens won every event in the Cat Olympics this year.

I say I think because it sprinkled at the “Eighth Wonder of the World"-- the Houston Astrodome,

and the lights went out for four days. However, I’m almost sure that the K.C.’s won every event, because they were the only team to show up! They are probably sittin gon their couches and admiring their heardware.

Cats have eyes that are good for seeing in the dark, humans do not. However, if you are the only team entered in an event, it’s a safe bet that your team will take first through last place. Look, I’ve been wrong before, but I’d bet my job on this fact……

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