Cal.E.'s Korner

C.: Well, I think I’ll just take a look at what T and Tom are doing to train my kittens for the Cat Olympics. T.

doesn’t know that I know that he doesn’t know that I know that he is actually training my kittens in the basement at Wayne Manor.

(Why is it always dark at this place?)

T. also doesn’t know that I hid a camera in the basement when I figured out where he, d.c.,

Tom the Tabby,

and my kittens were.

I want to keep a close eye on my kittens. I was a dead-beat mom for most of their lives, so now I’m trying to make up for that by being supportive in their adult lives. Even though they' would be considered middle-aged if they were humans, I still feel as if I should help them as much as possible. I'm willing to spend all T.'s money to accomplish this. They may be too dependent on T. and me for food, clothing, shelter, money, employment, common sense…Anyway, I want to see what their doing, so I’ll take a look. They seem to be practicing....

practicing the rumba run

hanging ten (actually, eight)

floor exercises

the balance beam

solos sumo wrestling

keeping score

the triple trouble event-hunt, kill, eat

the off road run

I'm not sure what this is..maybe they are practicing CPR

competitive eating

Weighing in

The chicken chase

Bull riding

Underwater swimming

And birding

I suppose all is well with my kittens, my husband, my best human friend and Tom.

*Salute to the U.S. armed services. These men and woman give up their time, freedom, and sometimes their lives so that we can live a life of freedom that is devoid of fear.

Tomorrow, we set aside a day of remembrance for those who paid the ultimate price to protect our freedom. To their family members and loved ones, thank you for your sacrifice.