Cal.E.'s Korner

C.: I'm just getting in practice in case I'm called on to substitute for one of my kittens in the Cat Olympics. Hosever, it’s the middle of the week and I haven’t heard anything from d.c.

I suppose he expects me to write our blog solo

(not him; by myself) in his absence and subsequent disappearance while he my third husband, (and second here on earth) the now eight-time World Association of Cat -fighting and Knowledge or Ornithology Tucker Tucker Two,

a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by his former BFF, co-founder of the Triple T Cartel and business partner, WACKO tag-team cat-fighting partner and former chief rival for his eight WACKO championship belts and former nemesis in real life whom he defeated to claim the WACKO middle weight cat fighting title

and now BFF again, The Original Triple T, Tom the Tabby.

These two are training twelve of my fourteen kittens

for the Cat Olympics that will occur later this month, or next month, or the month after that. We’re cats, so it may be next year before we decide to have our premier event.

Anyway, as I said before, d.c. and T. are training twelve of my fourteen kittens for the Cat Olympics. My two youngest kittens (by seconds) Jodie

and Ralph are training to be the H2O engineer and to play the national anthem on a bass…

I said BASS, respectively.

I’m proud of my kittens, especially Sixto,

who is entered in the maximum number of events a cat can enter in these Olympics, six. That, ironically, is how he got his name. He was my sixth male kitten born, just a few second before Ralph and two minutes before Jodi was born. She was reluctant to come out of my womb and still acts as if she wants to be there, I know what you’re thinking, earth cats all have ectopic pregnancies and the kittens develop in the cat’s fallopian tube, but I’m an alien cat, so I have a large womb.

Sixto and T are training hard, and d.c. is trying to get my other eleven kittens. Once he determines which kittens are good at what, he will start getting those kittens trained for their events. He needs to hurry though; there are only eleven days left in May. That leaves one kitten short of his or her training if the Olympics occur this month.

Well, just thinking about all that activity has made me tired, so I’m going to take a cat nap now.

That’s the end of this cat ta(i)le.

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