Cal.E.'s Korner

HAPPY EARTH DAY

C.: Well, today really is Earth Day, so it’s a holiday for me.

I’m now a citizen of the planet Earth, so I can relax and not worry about doing…whatever it was that d.c. asked me to do. I’ll just watch the shows that my third husband (and second here on earth), the eight-time World Association of Cat-fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology cat fighting champion of the world, Tucker Tucker Two

a,k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by T’s former BFF, cofounder with the Triple T Cartel, WACKO tag-team cat fighting partner and then chief rival for T’s WACKO championship belts and nemesis in real life

and now best friend again after T beat him for the WACKO middleweight cat-fighting title and then woke him up and gave him a delicious Planet of the Talking Cats Cat Treats, The Original Triple T, Tom the Tabby.

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recorded on his DVR. He likes mysteries, so I’ll just watch the first few minutes of these ten shows her recorded and then guess who did it. Then, I’ll watch the last few minutes and see if I guessed correctly.

Let’s see, Murder in Houston. That should be interesting.

Okay, let’s see… the daughter obviously killed her dad…yep. Next….the wife’s boy friend’s third cousin did that one….yep. Whenever you see hitman for hire; that’s your sign….Then, the dad killed his wife because he was having an emotional affair with the waitress at his favorite restaurant so he could be with the woman he loved, but she didn’t love him and killed him in self-defense when he tried to kidnap her…yep.

This is easy. Let’s see…how cliché, the butler did it…yep. Oh, and this one shows you who did it at the beginning of the show. That takes all the fun out of it. Maybe this one…no, it was the brother’s boyfriend’s best friend’s dog sitter

because he was jealous of the relationship his client had with another man…yep. These earth shows are too easy to figure out, so I’ll just go take a nap now. That’s two minutes of my life I’ll never get back.

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