Cal.E.'s Korner

C.: Well, it looks as if someone sent me a package to enjoy. The return address I my  old boss in the Cat Galaxy, Meow Z. Tongue’s new address here on earth.

He must be thanking my third husband, (and second here on earth) the now eight-time World Association of Cat -fighting and Knowledge or Ornithology Tucker Tucker Two,

a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by his former BFF, co-founder of the Triple T Cartel and business partner, WACKO tag-team cat-fighting partner and former chief rival for his eight WACKO championship belts and former nemesis in real life whom he defeated to claim the WACKO middle weight cat fighting title and now BFF again, The Original Triple T, Tome the Tabby.

These treats look delicious,

so I think I’ll try one.

Wait, Meow sent a card with the treats, but it’s only addressed to me. He didn’t mention T in the note, even though T was the one who did all the driving back to Houston from Beaumont.

Well, it was nice of him anyway,…I think. Let me take this card to the computer that T. just bought for me so I can read the card. This computer will convert English to Catonese. I suppose Meow had to write it in English because his human doesn's cponvert English to Catonese like T.'s does. It was nice of him to send the treats...I think.

Greetings Cal.E.

Almost everything has an inert ingredient. Even the air we breathe is 78% nitrogen and 21% oxygen. That leaves a full 1% of the air as inert ingredients. The most prevalent inert ingredient in the air is argon gas. Although in minute quantities this gas is harmless, in larger quantities it can be fatal. The same is true of carbon dioxide, the second most prevalent inert ingredient in air. Both can cost someone his or her life if enough of either is inhaled. Each is colorless, odorless, and tasteless. Consequently, neither is easily detected. Some other inert ingredients are also deadly, even in minute quantities. Many are practically impossible to detect…

Bon appetite

C.: ????