Cal.E.'s Korner

C.: Well, d.c. wanted me to write the blog today, but I need some inspiration. I’ll just turn on the radio and listen to…..

And now, ladies and gentlemen, nonbinary individuals and animals of all descriptions, KEEP/KEEN Cut-N-Shoot/ Egypt  Texas brings you the 138^th most popular podcaster in the northwestern corner of Southeast Texas; that’s right, y’all it’s time for the Joe Groan Show. With your host, the one and only (thank goodness) JOE GROAN!!

Oh, oh, oh. Or should I say Ho, ho, ho, because Christmas is coming early for this podcaster. Today, because my show will be pre-empted by the Cat Fight of the Century III, the cat fight to end all cat fights when The Amazing seven-time World Association of Cat Fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology takes on his former BFF and business partner and co-founder of the Triple T Cartel…

C.: Oh, no! Was that today?

That’s right, T and Tom are at it again, and I’ll get paid Five thousand dollars for my show being preempted… or is that five hundred or five dollars…let me put my glasses on….I will owe the radio station five thousand dollars for the pre-emption of my show?! That can’t be right….

Ladies and gentlemen, nonbinary individuals and animals of all descriptions,  LET’S GET READY TO RU-U-U-UMBLE!!. Today, for your entertainment, we have a Texas Cage Grudge Match. Yes, folks, it’s the Cat Fight of the Century version three. This is for the middle weight World Association of Cat—fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology title belt.

In the black corner, weighing in at 19.9999999997 pounds  the seven -time WACKO cat fighting champion of the world, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. the Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken by today’s opponent…

Go Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. the Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo

(who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken you can beat your former BFF, Cofounder and business partner with the Triple T Cartel,  and now chief WACKO rival and nemesis in real life,  the former WACKO middle weight cat fighting champion of the world, The Original Triple T, TOM THE TABBY!!!!

In the Red Corner, weighing in at seventeen pounds even, T.’s former BFF, Cofounder and business partner with the Triple T Cartel,  and now chief WACKO rival and nemesis in real life,  the former WACKO middle weight cat fighting champion of the world, The Original Triple T, TOM THE TABBY!!!!

Boo, hiss.

And it looks like we’re in for a treat today, with this small, intimate gathering of folks, and not just the kind that comes from our sponsor, POTTC Cat Food and Treats. For flavor that’s out of this world, try giving your cat Planet of the Talking Cats Cat Food. S/he’ll will love you for it.

And that brings us to today’s reward, a double dose of POTTC Cat Treats,

along with a meow-illion dollars, but cats don’t care about that. These two are already wealthy,

so it looks as if both cats got in tip-to condition to get a double dose of POTTC Cat Treats when they knock their opponent down and then climb the ladder

to get not one but two POTTC cat treats, after ringing the bell to signal victory. (ding) and there’s the bell…

T is coming out and chasing Tom, who doesn’t want any part of the haymaker the seven-time champ can throw.. and T lands a haymaker to Tom’s lower jaw…

down goes the tabby, down goes the tabby, down goes the tabby.

The referee is counting

Tom out as T Climbs the ladder and, T rings the bell and gets both cat treats…

Wait, he’s climbing down the ladder with both cat treats and… I don’t believe it. He picks Tom up, gives him a pat on the back

and shares his cat treats with his former best friend and now mortal enemy. What a show of sportsmanship, folks. The now eight-time WACKO cat fighting champion of the world is sharing his delicious POTTC cat treats with his opponent!!! What a stellar example for da yutes of the world to follow! T is a class act, and he’s just shown it again. The eight-time champ is asking for the mic so he can address the crowd.

T. May God bless America, as well as my opponent and now best friend again.

We now return you to your normal programming.