Cal.E.s Corner Day Sixteen
C.: It would be boring in the rehab facility Mom and Dad put me in for my addiction to catnip if I did not have a T.V. I will watch the “boob tube” to kill some time before my next meal. My favorite soap opera “The Cat’s Meow” is on now. It is just a bunch of cats sleeping, though. Maybe I will expand my mind and read, since my favorite nurse, d.c. scot, is not on duty tonight. Here are more interesting sayings from “Murphy was an Optimist.”
Pohl's Law: Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.
C.: Very true. Some people even hate the classics, like my essay on cat food that I wrote while I was in obedience school. My teacher hated it, but I loved it!
Primary Rule of History: History doesn't repeat itself — historians merely repeat each other.
C.: I disagree. Planets have disintegrated by different means. I am still trying to decide how to... okay, next
Quade's Law: In human relations the easiest thing to achieve is a misunderstanding.
C.: True. Y’all probably misunderstood my last statement.
Remember half the people you know are below average
C.: I disagree. ALL the people I know are below average, in a cat’s world.
Rudin's Law: In a crisis that forces a choice to be made among alternative courses of action, people tend to choose the worst possible course.
C.: True. The statement is about humans, not cats, though.
Shaw's Principle: Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.
C.: Which is to say, the human race?
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